Daily Affirmations For An Ant

You are definitely a really hard worker, and every decision you’ve made has been the right one.

You’ve got some great segments!

You obviously don’t know the queen, because she is Her Highness, duh, but if you did know her, you guys would be best buds, and she would crown you hardest working ant in this whole damn colony.

Even though no one saw you carry an eyelash fully over a grape, you will always know you did it, and that’s what counts.

You’ve definitely got what it takes!

Every time you push a little piece of sand into place, it is the most amazing thing ever.

One day you will definitely realize your dream of owning an ant shack on a piece of bread.

They say it can’t happen, that your colony can never come across a puddle of honey on a red-checkered picnic cloth. They say it’s a pipe dream to keep you working! But you know it exists. You know that one day you’re going to do backstrokes in a puddle of honey while another ant sits on your face.

Bees can fly, yes, but can bees communicate through tiny electronic currents? Okay yes, but bees are unwieldy idiots.

Yes, it was very tragic when your friend crawled up onto a plastic ball and then that ball rolled over and crushed him. Everyone knows that. But you simply have to move on.

Remember when you were struggling to walk over all of those hairs on that old man’s arm? And then you made your way down his finger, cleared the nail, and hopped back onto the table and then down the wooden leg. That was awesome!

Remember when you got caught in that bulb of dew and played it off all casual?

You know what you see when you look up “Jaunty Ant With A Terrific Sense of Humor Who Does An Amazing Silent Tap Dance On A Pincushion” in the Ant Dictionary? A picture of you!

You practically invented the old adage, “A great day for an ant is a day with no breaks.”

Remember that fire ant named Betty you met about a foot away that time? Whoa. She knew what to do.

Just think, it will all be worth it when you’re floating down a stream on a leaf during your two hour retirement.